http://www.valusoft.com/products/countryjustice.htmlRemember a tome when Value games could be fun? I'm not talking about the cheat value console but the ones truly for the PC. Remember a time when cheap discount games roamed the discount bins at Radio Shack (The Source). Well I guess those days are truly dead after I purchased Country Justice.
First thing I though when looking at the cover I thought this looked a hella of allot life my old fav Redneck Rampage. Remember Redneck Rampage? A cutsly slack jawed value game that ruled so much it had an expansion pack made later on. I picked up the box and looked at the back. All the screen shots looked good. Primitive simple looking characters and lack luster levels could be seen but a fast paced shooter with allot of comedy could be expected.
Well I forked out the twenty bucks and hauled my new favorite game home, but that wasn't the case. I slammed the cd in on the tray and the installing process began. The CD came in a clear jewel case with a black and white sleeve with the install directions and trouble shooting. The game soon finished the installations and I returned to my desktop and found the games icon. The publisher didn't seem to take the time to make an icon so they packed a red X to represent the game:
I clicked as fast as I could to begin the battle. A neat 3D rendered Blink video played with a Hillbilly as his out door still looking at the swamp and a trail toxic ooze ozzed from a sewer pipe. The main title opened I pressed through all the New game shit and the game started to load. About ten minuts of waiting the game loaded and I was treated to the biggest pile of redneck shit Mississippi could unload with its streaming bloody anus. The game sucked so badly. I’m start off looking at a real time cinematic of a blonde cousin bitchin about the lost prize winning goat Dixie, stolen by the mad scientists of a nuclear power plant. The main character is the only comedy of the game. It has the worst voice acting. The worst Elvis impression ever heard, spewing one-liners like "Taking care of business" or "Ain't nothing but a hound dog"
I trail around the trailer park and see people walking around. I tried talking to them and all they can do is move there head and say one sentence. I bet your saying when does the action start? Well it does right now. Zombie chickens come out of now where and start attacking. Once killed some of humans zombies come out. I fist must say the team who made this game both played Postal 2: Apocalypse weekend and Redneck Rampage.
I'm tired of talking about story and game play because there is none. You can drive vehicles too but its more hard work then its worth. The controlles are too bad to imagine and clipping issues spread through the entire map. I had that truck up trees through houses and falling through the ground.
Graphics are bad. I bet they were all drawn in the time span of a week. And sounds are almost all stock besides a few of the team mates friends doing character voices. I really suggest downloading the demo just to get a few laughs at how a game even got published. It’s obvious that they just made the game and did at least amount of testing as possible. Country Justice is the shit of the year.
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